Gold Coast

There is nothing like a Dane

Ooer. This diary entry is late. It’s just gone 9am local time on Friday morning as I type this, but I’m so far behind that I’m only just getting round to writing about what I did on Wednesday this week.…

Too suite

For the handful of you who like to read my diary “live”, expecting me not unreasonably to post about my exploits in a timely manner, I can only apologise for my tardiness on this trip. I can’t see how I’ll…

Burleigh to bed, early to rise

This is part 3 of my 2019 trip to Australia. Previously: I flew to Copenhagen, wandered around punctuating the day with booze, then flew a red-eye to Doha before the world’s best business class to Sydney. Sydney, being where my…

The running men

This is part 3 of my 2019 trip down under to visit my brother and nieces. So far I’ve documented how I spent loads of time in airports and planes drinking, with a few hours in Copenhagen, also spent drinking.…

Crikey!

And lo, episode 4 of my 2019 Australia trip. This’ll be written in a hurry, but probably more photo heavy than words anyway. Being a family holiday with my brother and his two daughters, things are actually less hectic than…

Taking the bins out

Warning in the morning

Episode 5 of Australia 2019 is finally here! I’m sure everyone, including me, is delighted that I’ve finally got round to writing this. Honestly, not being able to get into the proper habit of writing things up in a timely…

New South Whales

LIghthouse family

It’s episode 6! I’m more excited than anyone else that will ever read this, I know. I’m typing this above, I dunno, somewhere on the route between Doha and Copenhagen. And I’m almost up to date! On my headphones I’m…

Punning free

Park. Run.

Wow. I’m late with this, eh? As I type it’s 3.30pm on Sunday 21st July, so nearly 7 days since I actually got home. The intervening time has been a festival of jet lag, household electrical emergencies, work, and catching…