2017 · Australia

June – July 2017

Australia

11 chapters

Start at chapter 1 → Newest: chapter 11
Chapter01

If at First you do succeed

Fly, Fly again

Just had a lovely shower. Needed it ’n all. Something has to jolt me into action, and out of the automatic stupor I found myself in prior. I’m in Jakarta airport right now and feeling a bit overwhelmed. Let me…

Chapter02

Sleep is wrong

Ozfest

Just woke up for the third time in 14 hours. Feels like the real deal this time. I’ve managed to get a whole ton of sleep, which was incredibly welcome after the day I’d had. So, let’s rewind. Last time…

Chapter03

Darkrun

Back to back overnight flights and a small kip in Melbourne had left me properly deprived, so my body insisted on me sleeping - albeit with a couple of short interruptions - until midday on Friday. The downside of spending…

Chapter04

Hot Dam

Bats entertainment

On Thursday, Alex had suggested a “who can sleep in the latest” competition for Saturday, forgetting about parkrun. I chose to unilaterally play this game on Sunday and, since they’ve discarded last year’s habit of climbing into bed with me…

Chapter05

Millions of beaches, beaches for free

Bondi-ing for a pint

Hmm. For the flight from London to Jakarta (including Heathrow etc) I made 6 pages of notes from which to write my blog. For yesterday’s day out I wrote just 5 lines. This means I’m going to have to rely…

Chapter06

Independence Day

Woke up early on Tuesday. 5am or so. Yawn on the fourth of July ’n that. Rather than try and go back to sleep as I have been doing, this time I had a nice chat with Helen back home.…

Chapter07

Cremorning glory

Spirited away

Very few of the things on this trip have been planned further in advance than 24 hours or so. Really, parkrun and the brewery crawl were the only things on the list prior to the UK. Hence Tuesday night was…

Chapter08

No Crane, No Gain

Ill behaviour

Thursday. My last full day in Sydney on this trip, and maybe for the foreseeable future. Kevin had the day off. What to do? Go get a drink at the only pub/bar on an island in Sydney Harbour, that’s what.…

Chapter09

Pie in the Sky

I’m typing this while onboard a plane. There’s a lot of that coming up. Most annoyingly, right now, there’s loads of turbulence. I’m tempted to leave all typos intact and see just how bad everything turns out. So. Friday. Time…

Chapter10

Bourne again

Skipping town

My 6am alarm did not wake me up on Saturday, but for good reason: I was already awake. Spent a bunch of time chatting with Helen, mostly trying to calm down her vast vast rage fit because she was absolutely…

Chapter11

The Longest Day Newest

Might as well jump

Alarms? Who needs ’em. Neither of mine woke me up on Sunday, because I awoke before them, at about 0330 local time in Jakarta - that is to say, 2130 Saturday night UK time. Figured I might as well get…