Chapter01
Highway to HEL
In HIlton Bar bar t’at
Alright, no fucking about here. It’s gone midnight and thus October 2nd where I am, but still October 1st in the UK, and I’m already deep into my 10th instalment for 2016. There are so many puns it hurts to…
Chapter02
HEL ain't a bad place to be
I’ve started so I’ll Finnish
Have I used that before? Maybe. I know I’ve used “KUL ain’t a bad place to be”, which is awful. I also know that my only previous visit to Finland involved me flying late to stay at a hotel near…
Chapter03
Going for gold Newest
Over the Finnish line
The cabin services manager on this plane - well, one of them - has just given me a third bottle of champagne, without me even asking. I am taking that as my cue to get writing before I end up…