2015 · New York

September 2015

New York

8 chapters

Start at chapter 1 → Newest: chapter 8
Chapter01

Project Konigsberg #1

A detour to Bergen

Look, before you judge me, just bear in mind there’s a guy on the Flyertalk forums who rented 37 cars in 2 days just to earn miles. So, y’know, I’m a bloody amateur here. Oh, and anyway, those of you…

Chapter02

Project Konigsberg #2

New york? new york

So the cabin crew guy came and asked if I wanted another drink and I said, well, I don’t suppose i have time. Sure you do!, he said, and y’know what? I did, I did have time for that second…

Chapter03

Project Konigsberg #3

Day 1 proper

I woke up. It’s dark. My phone says it’s 2am. I am sweltering. Apparently sleep mode on the aircon unit works, and I wish it hadn’t. In the dark I fumble and turn it back on and go back to…

Chapter04

Project Konigsberg #4

9/11

So this hostel is definitely one of the cheapest ways to stay in Manhattan, but I must confess there are things to be desired. When waking at 3.30am and needing a piss, what I don’t want to have to do…

Chapter05

Project Konigsberg #5

four and a half men

Saturday starts at 0425 with the TV and light still on and the aircon off. I feel wretched but manage to fall back to sleep. The 0630 alarm I set manages to wake me up despite being virtually silent and…

Chapter06

Project Konigsberg #6

Start spreading the news, i’m leaving today

You’d think with each successive day would come less stamina and more exhaustion, but the post-midnight finish on Saturday was a surprise. Perhaps the triumph over absurdity was such an emotional boost that we were all energised, or perhaps it…

Chapter07

Project Konigsberg #7

Almost over now, almost over now

After threatening all yesterday to arrive at some truly ungodly hour, like at one point they were saying 1h15m ahead of schedule, a combination of JFK traffic, Heathrow air traffic control restrictions and a bit of weather mean we touch…

Chapter08

Project Konigsberg #8 Newest

Well eulered

I was in the lounge at Heathrow before a flight to Bergen, of course. Attentive types will recall that I booked a return from Bergen to New York at a knockdown price. Travellers who are more maverick than I would…