

A detour to Bergen
Look, before you judge me, just bear in mind there’s a guy on the Flyertalk forums who rented 37 cars in 2 days just to earn miles. So, y’know, I’m a bloody amateur here. Oh, and anyway, those of you…

New york? new york
So the cabin crew guy came and asked if I wanted another drink and I said, well, I don’t suppose i have time. Sure you do!, he said, and y’know what? I did, I did have time for that second…

Day 1 proper
I woke up. It’s dark. My phone says it’s 2am. I am sweltering. Apparently sleep mode on the aircon unit works, and I wish it hadn’t. In the dark I fumble and turn it back on and go back to…

9/11
So this hostel is definitely one of the cheapest ways to stay in Manhattan, but I must confess there are things to be desired. When waking at 3.30am and needing a piss, what I don’t want to have to do…

four and a half men
Saturday starts at 0425 with the TV and light still on and the aircon off. I feel wretched but manage to fall back to sleep. The 0630 alarm I set manages to wake me up despite being virtually silent and…

Start spreading the news, i’m leaving today
You’d think with each successive day would come less stamina and more exhaustion, but the post-midnight finish on Saturday was a surprise. Perhaps the triumph over absurdity was such an emotional boost that we were all energised, or perhaps it…

Almost over now, almost over now
After threatening all yesterday to arrive at some truly ungodly hour, like at one point they were saying 1h15m ahead of schedule, a combination of JFK traffic, Heathrow air traffic control restrictions and a bit of weather mean we touch…

Well eulered
I was in the lounge at Heathrow before a flight to Bergen, of course. Attentive types will recall that I booked a return from Bergen to New York at a knockdown price. Travellers who are more maverick than I would…