Moscow

Gotta type quick.

But no, these pods are personal monorails.

Hello, Russia.

I still get a kick out of turning left through the door at boarding.

It’s still not red and still not square.

The English language signs around the place refer to the customers as comrades.

Really hope this finishes back where we started.

Our understanding of this as a hop-on hop-off tour is challenged, because we never stop anywhere.

We’re honestly having an excellent time here.

Honestly, Red Square in bleak weather is completely awesome and totally tops off what has already been a fun day.

I’m not on holiday any more.

I'm not exaggerating when I say the starter was possibly the nicest thing I've ever eaten on a plane.