Chapter01
When two remain two
Welcome to country 51, welcome to Africa!
Day one done, and I am yet to be dumped.
Chapter02
Justin Berber
And I was repeatedly called Ali Baba because of my heroic beard.
We had been told about 15 times by now that pigeon shit is "Berber Chanel no.5" and is used because it does the same job but is less dangerous to the skin than ammonia.
Chapter03
Morocco's Modern Life
Marrakech is great and the end to our second and last full day was fantastic.
Helen fell in love with the mobile masts which are disguised as suspiciously perfectly straight palm trees.
Chapter04
Teed Off Newest
So long, Marrakech.
Yes, indeed, it seems these posh women in cheap seats had gone all the fucking way to Marrakech just to play golf but NOT TO ACTUALLY SEE MARRAKECH.