

How did I get here?
Liquids are expensive in or out, it seems.

God I love flying.
Tail cam is FANTASTIC.

Also it’s too fucking hot.
Superb passive aggression there.

We Londoners are so spoilt.
Did I mention the bacon was made of cow?

What a fucking costly palaver.
However, I was now a MILLIONAIRE thanks to the bonkers Indonesian exchange rate.

Kuta is like Ibiza for Australians.
Like an Australian focused hybrid of Blackpool and New Orleans but without many redeeming features, I can't really say that I liked it.

This airport is amazing.
I love spending time in empty airport lounges.

Hello, Yardarm Taphouse, Manly!
An absolute and amazing absence of Australian airport alliteration.

DOING TOURISM RIGHT.
If you drive on the queen's side of the road, you ain't foreign.

Mind you, Taronga zoo is special.
Home, or kebab? Have a fucking guess.

What a ride.
Final tally: 17 glasses.