2014 · Malaysia, Bali & Australia

Feb – Mar 2014

Malaysia, Bali & Australia

11 chapters

Start at chapter 1 → Newest: chapter 11
Chapter01

KL ain't a bad place to be

How did I get here?

Liquids are expensive in or out, it seems.

Chapter02

The big bird

God I love flying.

Tail cam is FANTASTIC.

Chapter03

A bewildering array of acronyms

Also it’s too fucking hot.

Superb passive aggression there.

Chapter04

Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, Brockway and Kuala Lumpur

We Londoners are so spoilt.

Did I mention the bacon was made of cow?

Chapter05

Fueled by H8

What a fucking costly palaver.

However, I was now a MILLIONAIRE thanks to the bonkers Indonesian exchange rate.

Chapter06

Water, hops, and Bali

Kuta is like Ibiza for Australians.

Like an Australian focused hybrid of Blackpool and New Orleans but without many redeeming features, I can't really say that I liked it.

Chapter07

EquaTOR!

This airport is amazing.

I love spending time in empty airport lounges.

Chapter08

Acclimatisation

Hello, Yardarm Taphouse, Manly!

An absolute and amazing absence of Australian airport alliteration.

Chapter09

Exchange student

DOING TOURISM RIGHT.

If you drive on the queen's side of the road, you ain't foreign.

Chapter10

Lions and tigers and lemurs, oh my!

Mind you, Taronga zoo is special.

Home, or kebab? Have a fucking guess.

Chapter11

Seventeen Newest

What a ride.

Final tally: 17 glasses.